The Skin of Takeitoff is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by not clothes for certain with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.224 billion Takeitoffians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skin Beach. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Takeitoffian economy, worth 491 trillion huhs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,317 huhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Takeitoff's national animal is the beach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nudism.

Takeitoff is ranked 57,143^rd in the world and 4^th in Panama Papers for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.72 percentage of bribes refused.