The Just Take It of Take The Box is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Amy Winehouse with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.772 billion Take The Boxers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frank. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Take The Boxian economy, worth 65.0 trillion Moschino bras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,460 Moschino bras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, Amy Winehouse's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Take The Box's national animal is the Frank record and its national religion is put it in the box.

Take The Box is ranked 42,096^th in the world and 7^th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.