The State of Taitsville is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 36.757 billion Taitsvilleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Taitsvillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,013 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,563 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A major religion has been named as Taitsville's national religion, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taitsville's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Taitsville is ranked 59,988^th in the world and 188^th in State for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,311.21 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.