The Masses of Taikus is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Onodar Ausus with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and feral children. The compassionate population of 5.239 billion Taikusis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keskorta. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Taikusian economy, worth 400 trillion okroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,413 okroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, populations of two-headed dogs have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taikus's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Taikus is ranked 8,897^th in the world and 3^rd in Absurdistan for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.47 percentage of bribes refused.