The Free Land of Taduwu is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and ritual sacrifices. The devout population of 12.87 billion Taduwuans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Taduwuan economy, worth 686 trillion violetist dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,373 violetist dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Taduwuan Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, the new one violetist dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taduwu's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Taduwu is ranked 265,419^th in the world and 3,851^st in The catholic military orders for Safest, scoring 21.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.