The Queendom of Tabbi is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.293 billion Tabbians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The strong Tabbian economy, worth 489 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,717 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 164,419 per year while the poor average 12,982, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is moderate. Tabbi's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tabbi is ranked 183,702^nd in the world and 8^th in Nashville for Most Primitive, scoring -72.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.