The Sultanate of Syfenq is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sardar Sultan with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 33.251 billion Sultanatis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sultanati economy, worth an astonishing 11,819 trillion New francRiels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 355,455 New francRiels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,071,170 per year while the poor average 91,958, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Syfenq's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sufi Islam.

Syfenq is ranked 107,581^st in the world and 1^st in Sunalaya for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,682.61 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.