The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 3 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.012 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The strong Join Lily economy, worth 926 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,404 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 3's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got lazy 3 is ranked 166,659^th in the world and 1^st in Hydra Tactical for Smartest Citizens, with 27.73 quips per hour.