The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 287 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and avant-garde cinema. The hard-working population of 10.76 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 493 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,892 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 287's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 287 is ranked 118,485^th in the world and 3,088^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 75.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.