The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 280 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 10.635 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 393 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,024 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 280's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 280 is ranked 221,371^st in the world and 6,469^th in Suspicious for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,102.57 Standard Monetary Units.