The Join Lily of Switz 5 is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.497 billion Join Lily live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Join Lily economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,851 Join Lilies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,088 per year while the poor average 15,218, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Switz 5's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz 5 is ranked 247,518^th in the world and 1,203^rd in Lily for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.