The Join Lily of Sweeze 50 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 11.354 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 610 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,813 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sweeze 50 successfully hosted the Suspicious Olympics, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, builders across Sweeze 50 are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweeze 50's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sweeze 50 is ranked 250,441^st in the world and 7,791^st in Suspicious for Most Beautiful Environments, with 232.06 pounds of wildlife per square mile.