The Republic of Swatchling is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 67 million Swatchlingians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Swatchlingian economy, worth 2.70 trillion KROMERS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,302 KROMERS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,752 per year while the poor average 2,526, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Swatchling's national animal is the HATSUNE FRICKEN MIKU, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Swatchling is ranked 245,821^st in the world and 2^nd in miku for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 914.54 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.