Population | 14.469 billion |
Capital | Swallandia |
Leader | The All Powerful and Omnipresent Swall |
Currency | Quert |
Animal | Hog |
The Intelligence of Swalland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The All Powerful and Omnipresent Swall with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 14.469 billion Swallandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swallandia. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The all-consuming Swallandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion Querts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,913 Querts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the news is showing footage of The All Powerful and Omnipresent Swall bullying an old man to the point of tears, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swalland's national animal is the Hog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Swalland is ranked 290,669th in the world and 28th in The DankLeft Commune for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -39.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Swalland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Swalland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Swalland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Swalland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Swalland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Swalland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Swalland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Swalland's influence in The DankLeft Commune rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Swalland's influence in The DankLeft Commune fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Swalland's influence in The DankLeft Commune rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Alcala-Cordel and Lennonia.