The Free Land of Suzy Izzard is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.169 billion Suzy Izzardians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Suzy Izzardian economy, worth 186 trillion Glitters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,577 Glitters, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,332 per year while the poor average 4,410, a ratio of 53.8 to 1.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Suzy Izzard's national animal is the Pink Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Suzy Izzard is ranked 18,219^th in the world and 2^nd in queer for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.18 percentage of bribes refused.