The People's Republic of Suviet is a huge, safe nation, ruled by 里昂·查瓦坦卡库努瓦·马林耶夫 with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 797 million Suvietians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 海里姆堡. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Suvietian economy, worth 93.3 trillion people yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 117,126 people yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, only adults may purchase violent video games, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suviet's national animal is the 汉堡, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Suviet is ranked 280,488^th in the world and 6^th in Faroe for Least Corrupt Governments, with 70.12 percentage of bribes refused.