The Crown Dominion of Suth Seaxe is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Æthelwealh with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.476 billion South Saxons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chichester. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Suth Seaxean economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,475 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Playing card suits are sold separately, election officials are delivered in 30 minutes or money back, repeat offenders flinch at the sound of a swishing stick, and competing film industry executives commission movies depicting each other as ugly baby-eating villains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suth Seaxe's national animal is the Guinea pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of England.

Suth Seaxe is ranked 5,806^th in the world and 1^st in England for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,070.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.