The Holy lieutenancy of Suth Seaxe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Æthelwealh with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.316 billion South Saxons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chichester. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suth Seaxean economy, worth 745 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,712 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suth Seaxe's national animal is the Guinea pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of England.

Suth Seaxe is ranked 109,120^th in the world and 30^th in England for Most Corrupt Governments, with 10.15 kickbacks per hour.