The Crown Dominion of Suth Seaxe is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Æthelwealh with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.509 billion South Saxons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chichester. The average income tax rate is 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Suth Seaxean economy, worth a remarkable 1,752 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,246 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Entomologists flock to Chichester for its remarkable gadfly population, birthday parties feature more pop quizzes than piñatas, journalists listen to the money talk, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suth Seaxe's national animal is the Guinea pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of England.

Suth Seaxe is ranked 284,538^th in the world and 48^th in England for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.75 on the Bus Surprisal Index.