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| Population | 1.37 billion |
| Capital | Tranquillitatis |
| Leader | Edwin Lance Shirogane |
| Faith | Imposter Syndrome |
| Currency | crescent |
| Animal | penguin |
The Comedy Student Council of Sus Armstrong is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Edwin Lance Shirogane with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.37 billion Armstrongians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquillitatis. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Armstrongian economy, worth 214 trillion crescents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 156,300 crescents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Edwin Lance Shirogane's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, the World Comedy Student Council Games have been won again by Sus Armstrong as no other country cares enough to compete, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sus Armstrong's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Imposter Syndrome.
Sus Armstrong is ranked 177,884th in the world and 488th in Council of Asia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 393.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 3 » 
Grand Turkish, 
Prussiablau, and 
Arma Populi.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sus Armstrong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Sus Armstrong, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Following new legislation in Sus Armstrong, the World Comedy Student Council Games have been won again by Sus Armstrong as no other country cares enough to compete.
- : Following new legislation in Sus Armstrong, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions.
- : Following new legislation in Sus Armstrong, Edwin Lance Shirogane's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Sus Armstrong, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Sus Armstrong, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Sus Armstrong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Sus Armstrong, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Sus Armstrong, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.