The Republic of Surrow is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning polar bear population. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.929 billion Surrowians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The strong Surrowian economy, worth 178 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,801 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime is well under control. Surrow's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Surrow is ranked 71,979^th in the world and 2^nd in Levilion for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,637.61 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.