The Republic of Surfs Up is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 2.812 billion Surfs Upians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Surfs Upian economy, worth 213 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,671 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Surfs Up's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Surfs Up is ranked 286,349^th in the world and 1,180^th in Concord for Most Secular, with 8.95 Atheism Rate.