The Republic of SureJan is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 24.132 billion SureJanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient SureJanian economy, worth 909 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,694 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, bicyclists are banned from major roads, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and SureJan has designated SureJan City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SureJan's national animal is the ostrich, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

SureJan is ranked 94,550^th in the world and 8^th in Bus Stop for Safest, scoring 85.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.