Most Subsidized Industry: 4thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th
The KINGDOM of
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Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)
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Supreme Lord KANE

Population19.439 billion

CapitalSupreme Lord KANE City
LeaderTamatsuki Akira
FaithSecret

CurrencyZAMRI MONEY
AnimalShah Dalamadur

The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.439 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 15,943 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 820,160 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One complaint of Supreme Lord KANE's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 1,503rd in the world and 2nd in Lonely Nations for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 33,127.41 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 4thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9thMost Advanced Public Education: 16thMost Efficient Economies: 20thHighest Poor Incomes: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 39thLargest Black Market: 47thLargest Information Technology Sector: 49thMost Scientifically Advanced: 51stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55thLargest Governments: 61stMost Patriotic: 70thHighest Average Tax Rates: 74thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 116thMost Corrupt Governments: 191stSmartest Citizens: 195thHighest Economic Output: 217thLowest Crime Rates: 243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 275thLargest Mining Sector: 289thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 303rdMost Developed: 394thMost Cultured: 411thLongest Average Lifespans: 432ndMost Inclusive: 545thHighest Food Quality: 901stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,085thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,140thMost Armed: 1,291stLargest Retail Industry: 1,503rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,585thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,891stRudest Citizens: 2,054thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,302ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,700thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,000thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,339thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,047thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,175thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,202ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,966thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,049thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,600thMost Secular: 11,118thLargest Populations: 13,853rdTop
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Most Influential: 29,829th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, one complaint of Supreme Lord KANE's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Supreme Lord KANE was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, government employees from Supreme Lord KANE dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.

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