| Population | 27.313 billion |
| Capital | Supreme Lord KANE City |
| Leader | Tamatsuki Akira |
| Faith | Secret |
| Currency | ZAMRI MONEY |
| Animal | Shah Dalamadur |
The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.313 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 27,161 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 994,438 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Organ donation is compulsory, social order requires citizens to be afraid to ask questions, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secret.
Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 60th in the world and 2nd in The top 3 giant for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,910.78 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Supreme Lord KANE, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in
Supreme Lord KANE, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
- : Following new legislation in
Supreme Lord KANE, social order requires citizens to be afraid to ask questions.
- : Following new legislation in
Supreme Lord KANE, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in
Supreme Lord KANE, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in
Supreme Lord KANE, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in
Supreme Lord KANE, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in
Supreme Lord KANE, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
- : Following new legislation in
Supreme Lord KANE, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Supreme Lord KANE, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.





















































