The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.439 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 15,943 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 820,160 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One complaint of Supreme Lord KANE's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 1,503^rd in the world and 2^nd in Lonely Nations for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 33,127.41 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.