The Atheist Empire Ambassador of Superior Intelligence is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 41.229 billion Smart Asses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of People's Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient superior intelligent economy, worth a remarkable 7,076 trillion credits a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,641 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

El Presidente's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and small patches of desolate land across the world are part of superior intelligent sovereign territory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Superior Intelligence's national animal is the chimpanzee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Superior Intelligence is ranked 306,377^th in the world and 52^nd in Philosophers for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -44.96 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.