The United Socialist States of Super Soviet Union is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 747 million Super Soviet Unionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.4%.

The Super Soviet Unionian economy, worth 42.8 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,342 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Soviet Union's national animal is the Capitalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Super Soviet Union is ranked 178,818^th in the world and 13^th in Dude Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 379.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.