The Republic of Super Chicken is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.683 billion Super Chickenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Super Chickenian economy, worth 204 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 76,121 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Chicken's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Chicken is ranked 59,811^th in the world and 1^st in SAT words for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,697.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.