
| Population | 4.777 billion |
| Capital | Delfino Plaza |
| Leader | Judge Pianta |
| Faith | Shine Sprite Worship |
| Currency | Gold Coin |
| Animal | Sand Bird |
The Kritarchy of Sunshine Archipelago is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Judge Pianta with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.777 billion Delfinites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delfino Plaza. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Delfinite economy, worth 581 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,716 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sunshine Archipelago's national animal is the Sand Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shine Sprite Worship.
Sunshine Archipelago is ranked 311,553rd in the world and 14th in Valkia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,737.33 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Sunshine Archipelago, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in
Sunshine Archipelago, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
- : Following new legislation in
Sunshine Archipelago, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
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Sunshine Archipelago was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, Least Corrupt Governments, and Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in
Sunshine Archipelago, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
- : Following new legislation in
Sunshine Archipelago, cars have been banned.
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Sunshine Archipelago was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in
Sunshine Archipelago, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
- : Following new legislation in
Sunshine Archipelago, many friends and relatives of Judge Pianta have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in
Sunshine Archipelago, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Delfinite officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.



































