Most Primitive: 1,690thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,705thMost Devout: 5,317th
The Kaletiva Miy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Kanaya kazuox yi ouz'h xio wa!
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sunoasien

Population5.489 billion

CapitalRajai
LeaderHigh Priestess Jatviya Ojnwh
FaithChildren of Kat'herina

CurrencyMoneik'r
Animalelephant

The Kaletiva Miy of Sunoasien is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by High Priestess Jatviya Ojnwh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.489 billion Sunoasiens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rajai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The very strong Sunoasien economy, worth 448 trillion Moneik'rs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,799 Moneik'rs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,486 per year while the poor average 14,803, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sunoasien's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Children of Kat'herina.

Sunoasien is ranked 37,752nd in the world and 7th in Zero for Largest Black Market, with 35.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 1,690thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,705thTop
5%
Most Devout: 5,317thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,326thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,647thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,245thMost Pacifist: 11,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,020thMost Authoritarian: 14,846thTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,870thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,125thLargest Mining Sector: 25,487thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,711th
Top
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sunoasien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Sunoasien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Sunoasien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Sunoasien's influence in Zero fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Sunoasien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Sunoasien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Sunoasien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sunoasien, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Sunoasien, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Sunoasien, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.

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