The Sublime Islamic Empire of Sultanate of Sef is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sultan Goktug II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.34 billion Turks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acetra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient sultanate economy, worth 180 trillion mecidiyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 134,587 mecidiyes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 559,250 per year while the poor average 21,203, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, the government is overcome with ennui, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sultanate of Sef's national animal is the Gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Sultanate of Sef is ranked 271,121^st in the world and 51^st in Nordwrath for Rudest Citizens, with 19.68 insults per minute.