
| Population | 1.511 billion |
| Capital | Al-Hafezziya City |
| Leader | Sultan Saif al-Hafez |
| Faith | Islam |
| Currency | The Al-Hafezziya Rial |
| Animal | The Islamic Eagle |
The Many People's and Tribe's of Sultanate of Mindanao is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Saif al-Hafez with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.511 billion Hafezites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al-Hafezziya City. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hafezite economy, worth 183 trillion The Al-Hafezziya Rials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,292 The Al-Hafezziya Rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sultanate of Mindanao's national animal is the The Islamic Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.
Sultanate of Mindanao is ranked 11,038th in the world and 11th in Lands End for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,134.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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Sultanate of Mindanao was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Sultanate of Mindanao was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Sultanate of Mindanao was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Sultanate of Mindanao was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Sultanate of Mindanao, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
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Sultanate of Mindanao, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth.
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Sultanate of Mindanao, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under.
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Sultanate of Mindanao, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
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Sultanate of Mindanao, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Hafezite democracy.
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Sultanate of Mindanao, the government spends millions of The Al-Hafezziya Rials every year prosecuting spammers.


























