The Commonwealth of Sucrashile is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.425 billion Sucrashileans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sucrashilean economy, worth 264 trillion kyats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 185,463 kyats, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,044,404 per year while the poor average 16,239, a ratio of 64.3 to 1.

Nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, foreign workers are flooding in as kyats flood out, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sucrashile's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sucrashile is ranked 281,549^th in the world and 763^rd in Saint Osmund for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.