The Sparkly Green and Orange of Such Is Mango is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mango with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 33.545 billion Such Is Mangoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mango Island. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The all-consuming Such Is Mangoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,991 trillion mangoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,191 mangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, dining out often involves lemurs on the plate no matter what you order, dictators have dubbed Such Is Mango the land of lunatics, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Such Is Mango's national animal is the lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mango-love.

Such Is Mango is ranked 203,491^st in the world and 7^th in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.