The Lunar Queendom of Such A Beautiful Moon is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 8.157 billion Such A Beautiful Moonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.0%.

The Such A Beautiful Moonian economy, worth 435 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,413 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, surveillance cameras are banned, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Such A Beautiful Moon's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Such A Beautiful Moon is ranked 77,508^th in the world and 1^st in Thneedville for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,974 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.