The Județ of Suceava is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.142 billion Suceavans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suceava. The average income tax rate is 15.6%.

The strong Suceavan economy, worth 399 trillion lions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 55,917 lions, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, protestors are soaking piles of lions in blood to make a point about government incomes, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Suceava's national animal is the lei, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suceava is ranked 81,420^th in the world and 22^nd in Terranova for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,736.09 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.