The Socialist Technate of Stuipendia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overseer Superior Li Jinping with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.848 billion Stuipendians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of People's Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Stuipendian economy, worth 186 trillion ABOLISHEDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,399 ABOLISHEDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, school uniforms are compulsory, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and pocket dialling is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuipendia's national animal is the Blue Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secular.

Stuipendia is ranked 135,677^th in the world and 95^th in Corsair for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,871.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.