The Community of StuckInIceland is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marsa Jaha with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.922 billion StuckInIcelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daunwodar. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient StuckInIcelandian economy, worth 710 trillion Pearls a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,053 Pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right to counsel goes both ways, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, and public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. StuckInIceland's national animal is the Sailfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Children of the Sea.

StuckInIceland is ranked 7,817^th in the world and 1^st in The Whole World for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,525.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.