The Two faced republic of of Stuca The Eurnia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 883 million Stuca The Eurnians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Stuca The Eurnian economy, worth 35.0 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 39,639 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuca The Eurnia's national animal is the cobra.

Stuca The Eurnia is ranked 134,132^nd in the world and 1^st in New Rowania for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 543.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.