The United Athletic Republic of StrayaRoos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Athlete Jeff Kal with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.709 billion Roosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pale. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roo economy, worth 809 trillion Roosian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,826 Roosian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, Supreme Athlete Jeff Kal reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. StrayaRoos's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sport.

StrayaRoos is ranked 37,695^th in the world and 9^th in Anaia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 57.56 kickbacks per hour.