The Order of Strandwolf is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Knight Commander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.494 billion Strandwolves are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of River's End. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Strandwolfian economy, worth 663 trillion Waters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,963 Waters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Strandwolf's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Strandwolf is ranked 306,439^th in the world and 22^nd in Warzone Sandbox for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.