The Order of Strandwolf is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Knight Commander with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.008 billion Strandwolves are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of River's End. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Strandwolfian economy, worth 546 trillion Waters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,776 Waters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, government employees from Strandwolf dominate international lumberjack competitions, and dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Strandwolf's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Strandwolf is ranked 2,085^th in the world and 1^st in Warzone Sandbox for Nicest Citizens, with 67.83 average smiles per day.