Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,931stMost Primitive: 12,437thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,116th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We a storon we deserve the world
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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Storon

Population159 million

Currencygold coins
Animaleagle

The Empire of Storon is a large, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 159 million Storonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.8%.

The Storonian economy, worth 6.67 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,961 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and nobody knows why the caged eagle sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Storon's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Storon is ranked 298,808th in the world and 69th in The Global Elite for Largest Populations, with 159 million capita.

Top
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,931stMost Primitive: 12,437thTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 20,116th
Top
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Storon, nobody knows why the caged eagle sings.
  • : Following new legislation in Storon, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Storon, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Storon, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Storon, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Storon's influence in The Global Elite rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Storon, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Storon, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Storon, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied eagle.
  • : Following new legislation in Storon, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer gold coins on liquor and tobacco.

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