Population | 43.902 billion |
Capital | ChimneyTop |
Leader | Big Bird |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | fish |
Animal | stork |
The Old Forest of Stork is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Bird with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 43.902 billion Storks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Environment, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ChimneyTop. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but inefficient Storkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,557 trillion fish a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,472 fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, 90% of active duty SAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, and heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stork's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Stork is ranked 171,315th in the world and 3rd in Vatican II for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,034.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Stork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Stork was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, Highest Food Quality, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Stork's influence in Vatican II fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Stork's influence in Vatican II rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Stork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Stork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Stork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Stork was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle, killing 9 million zombies.
- : Stork was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Stork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.