The Holy Riders of Stone of Caliburn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sir Lancelot with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.151 billion Caliburnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King Arthur's Seat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Stone of Caliburnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,528 trillion Gold Round Table Brains a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,813 Gold Round Table Brains, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a Gold Round Table Brains, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, a little love goes a long way claim Stone of Caliburnian news, and children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone of Caliburn's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crusaderism.

Stone of Caliburn is ranked 69,720^th in the world and 5^th in Doll Guldur for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.