The Sleeping Jester of Stone angel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jacob with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 31.824 billion Stone angelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angel City. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Stone angelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,357 trillion haloes a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,924 haloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Record executives compete over space on buskers' setlists, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD, and the clock on unfettered access to social media is ticking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone angel's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheist with a god complex.

Stone angel is ranked 306,597^th in the world and 45^th in One big Island for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.62 on the Bus Surprisal Index.