The Liaoist Federation of Stoklomolvi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Stuyonovich with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.946 billion Stoklomolvi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoklomolvi economy, worth an astonishing 19,344 trillion stoklomovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 523,597 stoklomovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoklomolvi's national animal is the South China tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Stoklomolvi is ranked 113,738^th in the world and 1^st in Minyang for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,314.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.