The Republic of Stoenerimes is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.284 billion Stoenerimesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The Stoenerimesian economy, worth 432 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 42,080 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, surveillance cameras are banned, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is moderate. Stoenerimes's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stoenerimes is ranked 149,034^th in the world and 2^nd in Niaf for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,543.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.