The Holy Empire of StMichael is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 176 million StMichaelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The thriving StMichaelian economy, worth 15.6 trillion Denaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,454 Denaris, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, and drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. StMichael's national animal is the Owl.

StMichael is ranked 93,032^nd in the world and 6^th in Cumberperry for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,030.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.