The Kongesjaluppen of Stjernen II is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 22.662 billion Stjernen IIians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.3%.

The powerhouse Stjernen IIian economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,766 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 389,491 per year while the poor average 20,287, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stjernen II's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.

Stjernen II is ranked 128,292^nd in the world and 18^th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.