The Rogue Nation of Stitchlin is a fledgling, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million Stitchlinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Stitchlinian economy, worth 94.4 billion Stitch marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 18,870 Stitch marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, organ donation is compulsory, genetic researchers have been expelled, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stitchlin's national animal is the Stitch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stitchlin is ranked 232,255^th in the world and 102^nd in Imperatus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.38 percentage of bribes refused.