The Kingdom of Still Not Jumping is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 36 million Still Not Jumpingians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Still Not Jumpingian economy, worth 2.27 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,018 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Still Not Jumping's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Still Not Jumping is ranked 36,149^th in the world and 1^st in Velvet haven for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 59,174.22 Standard Monetary Units.