
| Population | 7.604 billion |
| Capital | Bullock |
| Leader | Bully |
| Faith | Violetism |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | Unicorn |
The Bullies of Stier-Taurus is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Bully with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.604 billion Stier-Taurusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bullock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Stier-Taurusian economy, worth 957 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,928 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,861 per year while the poor average 31,812, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.
Stier-Taurus's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, former jazz musicians play freeform silence, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Stier-Taurusian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stier-Taurus's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.
Stier-Taurus is ranked 41,249th in the world and 3rd in Zodiac Signs for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 57,927.22 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Stier-Taurus, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Stier-Taurusian military unleashed its biological weapons.
- : Following new legislation in
Stier-Taurus, former jazz musicians play freeform silence.
- : Following new legislation in
Stier-Taurus, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
- : Following new legislation in
Stier-Taurus, Stier-Taurus's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
- : Following new legislation in
Stier-Taurus, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
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Stier-Taurus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Stier-Taurus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in
Stier-Taurus, colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper.
- : Following new legislation in
Stier-Taurus, it is rumoured that Bully uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
- : Following new legislation in
Stier-Taurus, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars.






















