The Purge Awaiting Raiders of Stewpot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Harry Goner with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.546 billion Stewpotians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pokakla Cesspooltino. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Stewpotian economy, worth 230 trillion florins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 65,128 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,943 per year while the poor average 13,249, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Stewpotian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, and patriots insist that size does matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stewpot's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stewpot is ranked 88,824^th in the world and 2^nd in The Dudlands for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.